We are the pirates who don't do anything

Attention me hearties! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day! So be sure to give all your sea-faring friends and land-lubbing crew a few "arrrggh!!"s just for fun. Or you could always walk the plank or drink some rum or maybe eat some Marshmallow Mateys. Those activities seem to invite good pirate lingo. I plan to celebrate by cursin' like a pirate as I walk the plank right into the swimming pool tonight to get in some final preparations for the triathlon. Yar!