So, since I will probably end up being a spinster, I need to start preparing for this occasion. Spinsters usually have a bunch of cats, are librarians, wear cardigan sweaters, do their hair in buns, and knit.
I have a problem here. a) I don't like cats. b) I don't know how to knit. c) My hair doesn't fit into a bun. d) I have no desire to be a librarian. and e) I don't own any cardigan sweaters.
So what the heck am I going to do when I become a spinster? Does anyone have any ideas for me?
1 comment:
Hey, stop describing me.
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